Category: Funny

“Cop: I’m arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.” Man: “Wait!...

I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said...

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at...

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s....

How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them) I used to hate facial hair,...